homeward bound... I guess

last night I found out just how little my roommates like/ trust me. One of them accused me or Sam of stealing $100 from her. the other then told me she'd take over my lease if I think I need to move out. I was crying most of the night and pretty much all morning. I know damn well neither of us took that money. I also know the one who lost it is pretty absent minded and most likely lost it. I'm not too opposed to the idea of moving out. Now I'm in my apartment "packing" but really I don't even know where to start so I'm just sitting here in shock.

smoking kills.

I had a bunch of banned commercials posted earlier today, but upon reviewing them I realized that some of them were not so nice... so I deleted that post and found the one commercial in the bunch of them that I actually meant to post. When I saw this one it shocked me... but once the shock wore off I laughed until I cried.... or cried until I laughed... either way.

the weirdest thing

so I was youtubing a second ago and found the strangest thing.  

I'm only posting pt. one, but there are like 8 different parts.  they should come up in related videos.  I think my favorite part that I've seen so far is in in part 2 when the captain shows up the first time. He looks like a drunken pirate!

I know this is a horrible first post in months, but I can't get enough of this dog. He cracks me up.

audrey needs...

Here’s what you do: Google your name with the word ‘needs’ after it. Put it all in quotes like this: “Harvey needs” or “Darren needs” Make a list of the first 10 things that make sense that Google spits out.

1. Audrey needs to stop being so friggin gorgeous

2. Audrey Needs More Wooden Spoons.

3. Audrey needs a girl.

4. Audrey needs a new bed

5. Little Audrey needs your help.

6. Audrey Needs a Family 

7. Audrey needs to have a huge range and very flexible voice. 

8. Audrey needs to "make more effort" regarding men.

9. Audrey needs lace.

10. Audrey needs to be punished!!!

lol- literally.

Sleepwalking Dog!

to many of you don't understand this.

the end.