why? because I got the dumbest cop in the world...
So I was driving home today from mom and dad's, and when I got about half way home I got pulled over. He tells me I'm going 63 in a 50 mph area... my bad... He asked me for my license and registration so I hand him my license and realize I have no idea where my registration is b/c I was driving my dad's car. I found in in the cup holder and handed it to him. He left to go do whatever it is cops do with that in his car, then came back a few minutes later to tell me that he was going to give me a ticket, but today is my lucky day. Seems he was out of ticket pads. I called dad to tell him what happened, and he said "I don't keep my registration in my cup holder." We start to wonder what I handed him. When I got home I looked at it closer. Turns out I handed him the expired registration and proof on insurance from David's pick-up. Least observant cop in the history of cops...
Dad wonders if he was only impersonating a police officer...
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I don't think I've ever written enough tickets that I run out of them before I have a chance to pick up another book. Dude must be a hard charger...
Good thing he didn't notice that your insurance was fake, or he probably would have called one of his partners to bring him their ticket book.
hah- nice job pretending you hadn't heard that story before :)
I do what I can.
I think that Mom's latest traffic story tops yours.
I haven't heard it.... what happened?
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