Thursday, March 5, 2009

audrey needs...


Here’s what you do: Google your name with the word ‘needs’ after it. Put it all in quotes like this: “Harvey needs” or “Darren needs” Make a list of the first 10 things that make sense that Google spits out.

1. Audrey needs to stop being so friggin gorgeous
2. Audrey Needs More Wooden Spoons.
3. Audrey needs a girl.
4. Audrey needs a new bed
5. Little Audrey needs your help.
6. Audrey Needs a Family 
7. Audrey needs to have a huge range and very flexible voice. 
8. Audrey needs to "make more effort" regarding men.
9. Audrey needs lace.
10. Audrey needs to be punished!!!

5 comments:

TheWizard said...

I took the needs test. Here are the things that I need...
1. a job
2. to fix myself
3. help
4. to be set up with a woman more OCD than he.
5. to be psychologically kicked.
6. your help.
7. a hand.
8. to bring in someone NEW.
9. a bigger monitor
10. sun more often.

Scooter said...

haha- I think no. 10 is my favorite...

Susie said...

Wow... No updates since March 5...

:::sniff:::

Love you!

Mom

Keyisme said...

haha, this is awesome. I had to do it myself on my own blog...
1. Keshia needs numbers!
2. Keshia needs to get laid.
3. Keshia needs to chill out
4. Keshia needs to sit herself down & act like a mother
5. Keshia needs to get in the studio
6. Keshia needs a vocal coach
7. Keshia needs to jump down and start crying
8. Keshia needs to stop adding subscriptions to google reader
9. Keshia needs to be cracked out for the show ratings
10. Keshia doesn't need any approval from any of you!

Scooter said...

hehe..... that's a good one