Thursday, August 13, 2009

the weirdest thing

so I was youtubing a second ago and found the strangest thing.  
I'm only posting pt. one, but there are like 8 different parts.  they should come up in related videos.  I think my favorite part that I've seen so far is in in part 2 when the captain shows up the first time. He looks like a drunken pirate!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

I know this is a horrible first post in months, but I can't get enough of this dog. He cracks me up.


Thursday, March 5, 2009

audrey needs...


Here’s what you do: Google your name with the word ‘needs’ after it. Put it all in quotes like this: “Harvey needs” or “Darren needs” Make a list of the first 10 things that make sense that Google spits out.

1. Audrey needs to stop being so friggin gorgeous
2. Audrey Needs More Wooden Spoons.
3. Audrey needs a girl.
4. Audrey needs a new bed
5. Little Audrey needs your help.
6. Audrey Needs a Family 
7. Audrey needs to have a huge range and very flexible voice. 
8. Audrey needs to "make more effort" regarding men.
9. Audrey needs lace.
10. Audrey needs to be punished!!!

lol- literally.

Sleepwalking Dog!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

25 things!

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you.

1- I love to go for walks all the time... Rain or shine!
2- I really don't like doing these surveys, but I always do them anyways.
3- I talk about moving to different places all the time, but sometimes I don't think I have the courage to do it and will probably die in greeley.
4- For a few years now I've been thinking about starting to go by my middle name again, but I don't really know how I'd make that transition. I don't remember how I transitioned last time.
5- I have a cousin in prison and I've been writing to him since he went in.
6- I've seriously considered changing my name a few times...
7- I'm a lot more liberal than people expect me to be.
8- I have been bitten by an alligator.
9- I do relay for life everyear and would do other cancer fundraisers if I had the time/money.
10- Drama queens annoy me... a lot...
11- I love music and how it can affect someones mood as much as it does.
12- I am a quarter norwegian.
13- I pick up other peoples accents fast when I'm around them, but I can't immitate it when I'm away from them to save my life.
14- I love learning other languages.
15- When I started at UNC I wanted to be a doctor.
16- I don't know what I want to do now...
17- I tried to join the army, but they turned me away because my lungs revolt against my body constantly... aka- I have bad asthma.
18- On that note, one time I coughed so hard I ripped a hole in my lung. It was incredibly painful and I thought I was dying.
19- I was a Disney employee for almost 2 years. It was kind of a nightmare, but I miss living in Florida.
20- My grandpa died just over a year ago, but I still can't think about him without crying.
21- My grandma died almost exactly a year after my grandpa, I haven't even begun to internalize it...
22- I love the killers, franz ferdinand, and Muse more than any other bands. ever.
23- I have been thrown off of a mechanical bull. My leg was so badly bruised that it hurt to walk/ sit. It was totally worth it though.
24- I have been known to quote really obscure movies... no one ever gets it though... a lot of people just think I say really stupid and weird shit all the time... I guess I do that too though, so it evens out.
25- umm... I am always cold. it's about 70 degrees in my house right now and I can't stop shivering.

I tag Samara and Carebear.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

one word thing

TYPE ONLY 1 WORD. IT'S HARDER THAN YOU THINK!!!
1. Where is your cell phone? LOST!
2. Your significant other? hah- MIA
3. Your hair? changing
4. Your mother? great
5. Your father? kind
6. Your favorite thing? sleep!
7. Your dream last night? gone
8. Your favorite drink? ovaltine
9. Your dream/goal? peace
10. The room you're in? bedroom
11. Your fear? stupidity
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? gone!
13. Where were you last night? ...Marky's?
14. What you're not? crazy
15. Muffins? ...cupcakes?
16. One of your wish list items? rent...
17. Where you grew up? t-town
18. The last thing you did? worked
19. What are you wearing? PJs
20. Your TV? useless
21. Time is? ....nonexistent....
22. Your computer? sucks
23. Your life? ....yeah...
24. Your mood? entertained
25. Missing someone? nope
26. Your car? small
27. Something you're not wearing? socks
28. Missing? bed
29. Your summer? hot
30. Your favorite color? red
31. When is the last time you laughed? today
32. Last time you cried? ugh... monday
33. Who will/would re-post this? Carebear
34. Four people who e-mail me: stupid question.
35. Three of my favorite foods: DP Doughs, Pasta, Mexican
36. Four places I would rather be right now? Texas, St. George, Caliente, San Fransisco!